Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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