It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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