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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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