I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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