Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
is it fun? or sober?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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