You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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