did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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