I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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