I like my sex mixed with concussions.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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