We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think my moral compass just broke
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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