This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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