It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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