Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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