I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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