Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
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Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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