I hate all girls vehemently.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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