Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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