The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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