just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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