I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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