just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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