She announced her abortion via fbk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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