You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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