garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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