Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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