In the future we'll all be gay
Porn is love you can see.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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