Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize