4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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