Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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