No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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