How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Dick very happy bro
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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