Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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