Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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