Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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