when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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