Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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