No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize