oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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