I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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