Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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