hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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