I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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