Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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