i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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