the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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