I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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