I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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