if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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