butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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