gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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